Five things from your pantry clean the whole house.
Vinegar, baking soda, dish soap, salt and a lemon. The exact amounts, how long to let it sit, and the few things you must never mix, in one big-print guide.
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Why it works
No fancy sprays, no guessing. Just the old ways, written down properly.
Big print
Easy to read without your glasses, on a phone or on paper.
Exact amounts
How much of each, and how long to let it sit. No "a splash of".
Safe first
Every recipe says where it's safe, and what you must never mix.
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Organized by the mess in front of you
- The KitchenBurnt pans, the oven, the microwave, the sink, cloudy glasses.
- The BathroomShower glass, the toilet ring, grout, the shower head, the drain.
- The Stain BookCoffee, grease, wine, blood, rust, sweat.
- Laundry & FloorsMusty towels, the washer, wood floors, carpet spots.
- Garage, Porch & GrillOil on concrete, grill grates, patio furniture.
- The 15-Minute RoutineDaily, weekly and monthly, so the mess doesn't build back up.
The five jars on your shelf
Every recipe in the book uses these. Here's what each one is good for, and where it never goes.
White vinegar
Hard water, soap scum, cloudy glass, shower heads.
Never on granite, marble or stone.
Baking soda
Burnt pans, oven grease, smells, grout.
Not on aluminum pans left to sit.
Dish soap
Grease on everything, stains, the grill.
A few drops. More just leaves film.
Coarse salt
Cast iron, stuck-on bits, the sink.
Not on non-stick coatings.
Lemon
Cutting boards, the microwave, brass, smells.
Never on stone counters.
The never-mix chart
Two cleaners are not twice as good. Some pairs make a gas that sends people to the ER. This chart is on the first page of the book, and as a card to tape inside the cabinet.
Based on guidance from poison control and public health agencies. If someone breathes in fumes, get to fresh air and call Poison Control at 1-800-222-1222.
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The Book
- The Pantry Cleaning Book, big print
- 40 recipes with exact amounts and wait times
- The never-mix chart
The Book + Cabinet Cards
- Everything in The Book
- 12 printable cards to tape inside the cabinets
- The Stain Emergency card for the laundry room
- The room-by-room checklist for before the holidays
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Questions
Is this a paper book?
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Will the recipes hurt my counters?
Every recipe says where it's safe and where it isn't. Vinegar and lemon never go on granite, marble or natural stone, and the book tells you what to use there instead.
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